I was being tongue-in-cheek myself… :)

(BTW, ‘tongue-in-cheek’ itself sounds rather kinky, huh?)

That’s the usual response I get :(

cries

I think I fit those criteria, well except the Harley Davidson, but uh, my friend has a minivan!

When can I start? Is there an interview process?

Now, the party’s over
It’s you and I, just you and I
Now, the guests have gone
It’s one on one, one on one

Which way now, will the eagle fly?
Tell me how, will the
starts shine in the sky

Love now till eternity
Shooting for the moon
To put your hand in mine and say
I vow to stay with you

Love now till eternity
Shooting for the moon
To put your hand in mine and say
I vow to stay with you

You, you are my life
And so I give, all that I can
All, all that is left
That you are woman, I am man

Which way now, will the eagle fly?
Tell me how, will the
starts shine in the sky

Love now till eternity
Shooting for the moon
To put your hand in mine and say
I vow to stay with you

If you have a last.fm account (which is free), you can listen to this song free here: http://www.last.fm/music/Asia/_/Love+Now+Till+Eternity

I meant those /’s as “or”s… and what do you mean? You plan on going to a prison/mental institution/tropical paradise soon too?

Just saying, in case by then I haven’t packed my bags and moved on, or been carried away to a prison/mental institution/tropical paradise…

Hopefully I’ll still be here in October :)

Yes! Let’s get it started!

Bring out the adult beverages!

I could post a cool or silly picture, but to be honest, that just won’t cut it and won’t express how much you really have meant to me in the past several months.

I hope you have a great day today, and just know that words can’t express how much our friendship means to me. Thank you for listening to me, for all the hugs, and being there for me, and I hope we can finally meet one day and do some cool stuff.

Love you, my dear, and Happy Birthday

{{{Jenn}}}